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The Topical

The Onion

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The Topical

The Topical

The Onion

77
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1.3K
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The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scratches the surface of all the day’s top news stories. Journalism isn’t dead. It's using its dying breath to beg you to listen to The Topical. New episodes published every weekday by 5 p.m. Eastern time.

Latest Episodes

New York Adds ‘No Deaf Child In Area’ Signs So Drivers Know When They Can Be As Reckless As Possible

ENearly 400,000 of the traffic signs have gone up around the state in an effort to alert motorists when it is appropriate to drive like a complete bat out of hell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 MIN1 d ago
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New York Adds ‘No Deaf Child In Area’ Signs So Drivers Know When They Can Be As Reckless As Possible

Prison Guards Gun Down Inmate Trying To Escape Jail Through Transportive Power Of Reading

EAuthorities say the prisoner was attempting to escape the confines of the 432-acre complex by getting lost in the fantastical world of Robin Hobb’s “The Farseer Trilogy.” Hear what steps are being taken by prison officials to make sure it doesn’t happen again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 MIN2 d ago
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Prison Guards Gun Down Inmate Trying To Escape Jail Through Transportive Power Of Reading

New Crest Sweepstakes Offers Chance To Win 10 Million Teeth

EPlus, a new presidential poll shows each candidate’s name, followed by a number, then a percentage sign. But what do they mean? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 MIN5 d ago
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New Crest Sweepstakes Offers Chance To Win 10 Million Teeth

FBI Warns Teenage Cyberbullying Driving Hundreds Of Undercover Agents To Suicide

EOPR sits down with several former undercover agents who were mocked for their looks, their bad clothes, and the fact that they were all virgins. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 MIN6 d ago
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FBI Warns Teenage Cyberbullying Driving Hundreds Of Undercover Agents To Suicide

City Terrorized But Unimpressed By Serial Killer Who Just Shoots Victims

EAuthorities in Carson City are calling it one of the most underwhelming serial killers the city has ever seen, and are hoping to put an end to this chilling, yet uncreative rampage before the murderer strikes again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 MIN1 w ago
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City Terrorized But Unimpressed By Serial Killer Who Just Shoots Victims

Lime Unveils Pilot Program For Inexplicable New E-Cubes

ECould these huge electric cubes that citygoes can drag, push, or roll with them to their destination be the future of transportation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 MIN1 w ago
Comments
Lime Unveils Pilot Program For Inexplicable New E-Cubes

Victoria’s Secret Shutters Operations After Concluding Women Were Never Hot Enough To Wear Their Underwear In First Place

EThe popular women’s beauty brand is closing for good and apologizing today for ever thinking a woman could be hot enough to pull off their lacey boy shorts or see-through nighttime slips. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 MIN1 w ago
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Victoria’s Secret Shutters Operations After Concluding Women Were Never Hot Enough To Wear Their Underwear In First Place

Mental Health Experts Warn Veterans’ PTSD Can Be Triggered By Sound Of Neighbors Shooting Off Fourth Of July RPGs

EWe’ve got the latest tips on how you can celebrate more considerately while still taking part in the annual holiday tradition of shooting off high-caliber war weaponry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 MIN2 w ago
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Mental Health Experts Warn Veterans’ PTSD Can Be Triggered By Sound Of Neighbors Shooting Off Fourth Of July RPGs

Tide Accused Of Over-Inflating Number Of Children Who Roll Around In Mud Puddles Before Running Into House

EFCC regulators are cracking down on the popular detergent brand after years of lying to the American public. Hear how Tide is responding to allegations that they tricked consumers into purchasing their product by wildly over-inflating the number of instances huge jugs of cranberry juice were spilled by children onto their perfectly white jumpers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 MIN2 w ago
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Tide Accused Of Over-Inflating Number Of Children Who Roll Around In Mud Puddles Before Running Into House

IBM Condemns Use Of Facial Recognition Software For Anything Other Than Matching People With Their Celebrity Doppelganger

EPlus, life in New York City is returning to normal, but not without some precautions for commuters. We’ve got the latest on the best ways to disinfect that subway pole before you lick it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 MIN3 w ago
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IBM Condemns Use Of Facial Recognition Software For Anything Other Than Matching People With Their Celebrity Doppelganger

Latest Episodes

New York Adds ‘No Deaf Child In Area’ Signs So Drivers Know When They Can Be As Reckless As Possible

ENearly 400,000 of the traffic signs have gone up around the state in an effort to alert motorists when it is appropriate to drive like a complete bat out of hell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 MIN1 d ago
Comments
New York Adds ‘No Deaf Child In Area’ Signs So Drivers Know When They Can Be As Reckless As Possible

Prison Guards Gun Down Inmate Trying To Escape Jail Through Transportive Power Of Reading

EAuthorities say the prisoner was attempting to escape the confines of the 432-acre complex by getting lost in the fantastical world of Robin Hobb’s “The Farseer Trilogy.” Hear what steps are being taken by prison officials to make sure it doesn’t happen again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 MIN2 d ago
Comments
Prison Guards Gun Down Inmate Trying To Escape Jail Through Transportive Power Of Reading

New Crest Sweepstakes Offers Chance To Win 10 Million Teeth

EPlus, a new presidential poll shows each candidate’s name, followed by a number, then a percentage sign. But what do they mean? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 MIN5 d ago
Comments
New Crest Sweepstakes Offers Chance To Win 10 Million Teeth

FBI Warns Teenage Cyberbullying Driving Hundreds Of Undercover Agents To Suicide

EOPR sits down with several former undercover agents who were mocked for their looks, their bad clothes, and the fact that they were all virgins. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 MIN6 d ago
Comments
FBI Warns Teenage Cyberbullying Driving Hundreds Of Undercover Agents To Suicide

City Terrorized But Unimpressed By Serial Killer Who Just Shoots Victims

EAuthorities in Carson City are calling it one of the most underwhelming serial killers the city has ever seen, and are hoping to put an end to this chilling, yet uncreative rampage before the murderer strikes again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 MIN1 w ago
Comments
City Terrorized But Unimpressed By Serial Killer Who Just Shoots Victims

Lime Unveils Pilot Program For Inexplicable New E-Cubes

ECould these huge electric cubes that citygoes can drag, push, or roll with them to their destination be the future of transportation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 MIN1 w ago
Comments
Lime Unveils Pilot Program For Inexplicable New E-Cubes

Victoria’s Secret Shutters Operations After Concluding Women Were Never Hot Enough To Wear Their Underwear In First Place

EThe popular women’s beauty brand is closing for good and apologizing today for ever thinking a woman could be hot enough to pull off their lacey boy shorts or see-through nighttime slips. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 MIN1 w ago
Comments
Victoria’s Secret Shutters Operations After Concluding Women Were Never Hot Enough To Wear Their Underwear In First Place

Mental Health Experts Warn Veterans’ PTSD Can Be Triggered By Sound Of Neighbors Shooting Off Fourth Of July RPGs

EWe’ve got the latest tips on how you can celebrate more considerately while still taking part in the annual holiday tradition of shooting off high-caliber war weaponry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 MIN2 w ago
Comments
Mental Health Experts Warn Veterans’ PTSD Can Be Triggered By Sound Of Neighbors Shooting Off Fourth Of July RPGs

Tide Accused Of Over-Inflating Number Of Children Who Roll Around In Mud Puddles Before Running Into House

EFCC regulators are cracking down on the popular detergent brand after years of lying to the American public. Hear how Tide is responding to allegations that they tricked consumers into purchasing their product by wildly over-inflating the number of instances huge jugs of cranberry juice were spilled by children onto their perfectly white jumpers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 MIN2 w ago
Comments
Tide Accused Of Over-Inflating Number Of Children Who Roll Around In Mud Puddles Before Running Into House

IBM Condemns Use Of Facial Recognition Software For Anything Other Than Matching People With Their Celebrity Doppelganger

EPlus, life in New York City is returning to normal, but not without some precautions for commuters. We’ve got the latest on the best ways to disinfect that subway pole before you lick it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 MIN3 w ago
Comments
IBM Condemns Use Of Facial Recognition Software For Anything Other Than Matching People With Their Celebrity Doppelganger
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