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Two Blondes Comedy

Paris Sashay, Miz Jaxxxn

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Two Blondes Comedy

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Paris Sashay, Miz Jaxxxn

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Geminis and Scorpios aren't necessarily compatible according to the zodiac sign but the Two Blondes make it work! Comedians Paris Sashay and Miz Jaxxxn share their opinions on various topics including sex, embarassing experiences and their favorite strains of weed. They're not your ordinary duo! The two blondes met on facebook in 2016 and have been dating ever since! Tune in to hear their Honest Ignorance and get your dose of Two Blondes!

Latest Episodes

Happy Quarantine!

EOn this episode The Two Blondes are trapped in the house during COVID-19! Being in a relationship stuck in the house together is beautiful when your in love but you still need personal space! They discuss how to take "shots" of the blunt and which munchie snacks pair best for certain strands of weed. Is the grocery store the new place to be? Are your tired of your kids yet? Tune in to hear how the two blondes are coping and get your daily dose of laughter!

31 minAPR 4
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Happy Quarantine!

Special Ed!

EDo you remember Pimp My Ride on MTV? Still quarantined in the house Two Blondes take a trip down memory lane to the limewire and Mapquest era. They talk about Paris experiences being in special ed and Miz Jaxxxn dating a boy who was in special ed. Was Paris a bad ass student or did she just need some EXTRA attention? Have you ever been tricked into attending a pyramid scheme? Tune in to learn a few things and get your daily dose of Two Blondes!

39 minAPR 12
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Special Ed!

Its 3 Bitches In The House

EOn this episode, Paris Sashay rolls a mixed blunt that causes Miz Jaxxxn to feel higher than she planned to be. The Two Blondes discuss Teddy Riley vs Babyface, their dog's first sexual encounter during the quarantine and why Miz Jaxxxn must stay home for her birthday. Of course they don't agree on a lot of things but thats what makes it great; Tune in to get your dose of Two Blondes!

40 minAPR 23
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Its 3 Bitches In The House

Booty Button!

EOn this episode, Two Blondes discuss the importance of communication during sex, especially when it comes cunnilingus! Do you please a woman like a mango or a flower? Paris Sashay and Miz Jaxxxn dig into their previous man sex files and give you the tea on their personal experiences (good and bad). Did we tell too much? Listen and decide for yourself; Tune in to get your dose of Two Blondes!

49 minAPR 28
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Booty Button!

Spoiler Alert!

EOn this episode of TWO BLONDES, Paris Sashay and Miz Jaxxxn enjoy smoking a new strain called "Georgia Peach". Did you know that some pornos have bibles in them? INSANE! Take an indica ride with them as they discuss what they've been during in quarantine this week and share their Honest Ignorance! Tune in to get your dose of Two Blondes!

23 minMAY 5
Comments
Spoiler Alert!

'Im Surprised We Haven't Killed Each Other'

EGrowing up before social media was the best of times. Do you remember dating on the "chat line"? On this episode of "Two Blondes", the odd couple talk about the wildest place they ever had sex and Miz Jaxxxn's stories get real WILD! Does Paris really sound like a young boy named Terrance on the phone? Or, are people just stupid? Tune in and Subscribe !

45 minMAY 14
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'Im Surprised We Haven't Killed Each Other'

I Got Love For You Baby

EOn this episode Two Blondes discuss the meaning of SEX TALK! Paris Sashay believes in lying during sex talk ,but Miz Jaxxxn thinks you should focus on the stroke. Have you ever bust someone's car window!? The ladies continue to share intimate details of personal experiences, tune in to get your dose of Two Blondes!

33 minMAY 19
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I Got Love For You Baby

Fuck Boys

EOn this episode they discuss how to become a female Future. What is your type? Paris opens up about dating an old rich white lawyer. Does she have sex with him? Tune in to find out for yourself and get your dose of Two Blondes!

46 minMAY 25
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Fuck Boys

Im Upset

EOn This Episode Paris Is Cleary Upset. Two Blondes Discuss Being Black In America and Injustice.mBlack Lives Matter.

62 minJUN 5
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Im Upset

Fight The Power

EOn this episode Two Blondes discuss their experience while protesting for George Floyd in front of The White House.

35 minJUN 16
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Fight The Power

Latest Episodes

Happy Quarantine!

EOn this episode The Two Blondes are trapped in the house during COVID-19! Being in a relationship stuck in the house together is beautiful when your in love but you still need personal space! They discuss how to take "shots" of the blunt and which munchie snacks pair best for certain strands of weed. Is the grocery store the new place to be? Are your tired of your kids yet? Tune in to hear how the two blondes are coping and get your daily dose of laughter!

31 minAPR 4
Comments
Happy Quarantine!

Special Ed!

EDo you remember Pimp My Ride on MTV? Still quarantined in the house Two Blondes take a trip down memory lane to the limewire and Mapquest era. They talk about Paris experiences being in special ed and Miz Jaxxxn dating a boy who was in special ed. Was Paris a bad ass student or did she just need some EXTRA attention? Have you ever been tricked into attending a pyramid scheme? Tune in to learn a few things and get your daily dose of Two Blondes!

39 minAPR 12
Comments
Special Ed!

Its 3 Bitches In The House

EOn this episode, Paris Sashay rolls a mixed blunt that causes Miz Jaxxxn to feel higher than she planned to be. The Two Blondes discuss Teddy Riley vs Babyface, their dog's first sexual encounter during the quarantine and why Miz Jaxxxn must stay home for her birthday. Of course they don't agree on a lot of things but thats what makes it great; Tune in to get your dose of Two Blondes!

40 minAPR 23
Comments
Its 3 Bitches In The House

Booty Button!

EOn this episode, Two Blondes discuss the importance of communication during sex, especially when it comes cunnilingus! Do you please a woman like a mango or a flower? Paris Sashay and Miz Jaxxxn dig into their previous man sex files and give you the tea on their personal experiences (good and bad). Did we tell too much? Listen and decide for yourself; Tune in to get your dose of Two Blondes!

49 minAPR 28
Comments
Booty Button!

Spoiler Alert!

EOn this episode of TWO BLONDES, Paris Sashay and Miz Jaxxxn enjoy smoking a new strain called "Georgia Peach". Did you know that some pornos have bibles in them? INSANE! Take an indica ride with them as they discuss what they've been during in quarantine this week and share their Honest Ignorance! Tune in to get your dose of Two Blondes!

23 minMAY 5
Comments
Spoiler Alert!

'Im Surprised We Haven't Killed Each Other'

EGrowing up before social media was the best of times. Do you remember dating on the "chat line"? On this episode of "Two Blondes", the odd couple talk about the wildest place they ever had sex and Miz Jaxxxn's stories get real WILD! Does Paris really sound like a young boy named Terrance on the phone? Or, are people just stupid? Tune in and Subscribe !

45 minMAY 14
Comments
'Im Surprised We Haven't Killed Each Other'

I Got Love For You Baby

EOn this episode Two Blondes discuss the meaning of SEX TALK! Paris Sashay believes in lying during sex talk ,but Miz Jaxxxn thinks you should focus on the stroke. Have you ever bust someone's car window!? The ladies continue to share intimate details of personal experiences, tune in to get your dose of Two Blondes!

33 minMAY 19
Comments
I Got Love For You Baby

Fuck Boys

EOn this episode they discuss how to become a female Future. What is your type? Paris opens up about dating an old rich white lawyer. Does she have sex with him? Tune in to find out for yourself and get your dose of Two Blondes!

46 minMAY 25
Comments
Fuck Boys

Im Upset

EOn This Episode Paris Is Cleary Upset. Two Blondes Discuss Being Black In America and Injustice.mBlack Lives Matter.

62 minJUN 5
Comments
Im Upset

Fight The Power

EOn this episode Two Blondes discuss their experience while protesting for George Floyd in front of The White House.

35 minJUN 16
Comments
Fight The Power
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