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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

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What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join comedian and skeptic Katelyn Hempstead as her brilliant friends try to convince her of these and many other conspiracy theories.

Latest Episodes

Jay-Z is Nicki Minaj with Angela Gulner

Have you ever slowed a Nicki Minaj song way down and listened to the vocals? No? That's ok, why would you. But someone did, and that gave birth to a conspiracy theory so strange, so confusing, so thrilling, that we simply had to cover it. Some people think that Nicki sounds a whole lot like a sped up Jay-Z, and the delightful Angela Gulner is back on the pod to convince us all that Mr. Carter actually IS the Harajuku Barbie.

55 MIN2 d ago
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Jay-Z is Nicki Minaj with Angela Gulner

The Casting Mask with Todd McClintock

There's a lot of coronavirus conspiracies floating around, but this has to be the most specific. Confirmed fan fave Todd McClintock is back and he's got a theory about why we're all taking selfies in our masks. Todd thinks that the people behind this jury-rigged mask culture may be the last people you'd expect - casting directors! Could these mysterious Hollywood power players be subtly influencing us all to slap a bandanna on so they can cast us in the next big-budged western? Why not!

65 MIN1 w ago
Comments
The Casting Mask with Todd McClintock

Disney's Fascist Stormtrooper Plot with Dahlya Glick

Isn't it weird how Star Wars bad guys have become so popular? How little kids dress up as Nazi allegories for Halloween? Well if you're like our funny and thoughtful guest Dahlya Glick, you think there's something more nefarious going on than just smart toy merchandising. Together with Dahlya we cover it all, from her epic breakdown in line all the way to racist cops and replacement vape juice cartridges. Meander with us through the web of conspiracies surrounding a galaxy far, far away.

56 MIN2 w ago
Comments
Disney's Fascist Stormtrooper Plot with Dahlya Glick

Project Blue Beam with Betsy Sodaro

What do NASA, the UN, holograms, the Antichrist, Rapture, and a Canadian have in common? They're all part of one of the most delightfully bonkers conspiracy theories ever made. This week we're talking about Project Blue Beam with the delightful and unbelievably funny Betsy Sodaro! She's got some extremely strong opinions about how the government is planning to shoot holograms at the sky that look like gods that turn into the Antichrist? Also turns out this is the one Alexis has been waiting for all along!

67 MIN3 w ago
Comments
Project Blue Beam with Betsy Sodaro

No New Ep This Week

This week has been real emotional for a lot of people, and it didn't seem like the right time to put out a regular silly episode. So we're not! This episode is just a little mini hello from Katelyn, and a statement on where Katelyn/this podcast stands on the issues. Thanks for your understanding, and we'll be back with a new episode when it feels right.

2 MINJUN 4
Comments
No New Ep This Week

The Donner Party Wasn't That Hungry with Lauren Passell

Have you heard about the Donner Party? The intrepid pioneers who took a terrible shortcut in the 1860's and ended up snowed under in the Sierra Nevadas and then they ate each other? Well FORGET what you know, because it's all wrong! This week we have the pioneering professional podcast fan Lauren Passell here to 'splain all about what really happened to the Donner Party. This ep has it all - history, true crime, extreme gross-out humor, very polite arguing, book club recommendations, everything!

48 MINMAY 29
Comments
The Donner Party Wasn't That Hungry with Lauren Passell

Astrology is Real with Cam and KarenLee Poter

Prepare yourself and gird your loins, this is probably the most fun mother-son conspiracy theory episode ever made. KarenLee and Cam from the show Sex Talk With My Mom stopped by the Lizard Lair (virtually) to explain how astrology is 100% real and works, and also why it's being suppressed. It's complicated, but it involves dating apps, the federal government, Xi Jinping, Big Pharma, Big Farm, and a bunch of other guys. This episode had BIG laughs and also BIG tech issues, thanks for bearing with us!

72 MINMAY 22
Comments
Astrology is Real with Cam and KarenLee Poter

The CIA Created The Crack Epidemic with Cody Ziglar

We're finally covering one of the core American conspiracy theories, and oh boy is it complicated! Some folks think that back in the 80's and 90's, the CIA took a quick pause from overthrowing democratically elected governments all over the world to pick up drug dealing. Specifically, selling crack cocaine in poor black communities in the US. Not very cool! This week fan fave and brilliant guy Zig is back, and he's going to try to explain to us all what exactly went on.

62 MINMAY 15
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The CIA Created The Crack Epidemic with Cody Ziglar

Robert Downey Jr Is A Gossip Column Hero with Eliza Skinner

Hollywood's full of gross creeps, but it's also full of principled people trying to stop the creeps. And according to unbelievably funny comedian and writer Eliza Skinner, one of those heroes just might be Robert Downey Junior. Eliza thinks RDJ might be responsible for the downfall of nasty man Dan Schneider. And she thinks he may have accomplished it by posting anonymous blind items on a celebrity gossip blog. This homegrown conspiracy theory is VERY fun and VERY insider-y, we think you're gonna like it.

61 MINMAY 8
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Robert Downey Jr Is A Gossip Column Hero with Eliza Skinner

New York Is An Actor with Jesse and Julian

Jesse and Julian are back! And they are outraged! The guys thing that reality tv star Tiffany Pollard (aka New York, aka the girl who loved to throw hands on Flavor of Love) is a phony. And what's more, they think her 'mom' Sister Patterson might be a dang actor too. Will they prove that the two women are just wannabe actresses who found a niche yelling on tv and have made it their entire life? Do they even believe it? Are we all gonna kiss??? Listen and find out.

62 MINAPR 25
Comments
New York Is An Actor with Jesse and Julian

Latest Episodes

Jay-Z is Nicki Minaj with Angela Gulner

Have you ever slowed a Nicki Minaj song way down and listened to the vocals? No? That's ok, why would you. But someone did, and that gave birth to a conspiracy theory so strange, so confusing, so thrilling, that we simply had to cover it. Some people think that Nicki sounds a whole lot like a sped up Jay-Z, and the delightful Angela Gulner is back on the pod to convince us all that Mr. Carter actually IS the Harajuku Barbie.

55 MIN2 d ago
Comments
Jay-Z is Nicki Minaj with Angela Gulner

The Casting Mask with Todd McClintock

There's a lot of coronavirus conspiracies floating around, but this has to be the most specific. Confirmed fan fave Todd McClintock is back and he's got a theory about why we're all taking selfies in our masks. Todd thinks that the people behind this jury-rigged mask culture may be the last people you'd expect - casting directors! Could these mysterious Hollywood power players be subtly influencing us all to slap a bandanna on so they can cast us in the next big-budged western? Why not!

65 MIN1 w ago
Comments
The Casting Mask with Todd McClintock

Disney's Fascist Stormtrooper Plot with Dahlya Glick

Isn't it weird how Star Wars bad guys have become so popular? How little kids dress up as Nazi allegories for Halloween? Well if you're like our funny and thoughtful guest Dahlya Glick, you think there's something more nefarious going on than just smart toy merchandising. Together with Dahlya we cover it all, from her epic breakdown in line all the way to racist cops and replacement vape juice cartridges. Meander with us through the web of conspiracies surrounding a galaxy far, far away.

56 MIN2 w ago
Comments
Disney's Fascist Stormtrooper Plot with Dahlya Glick

Project Blue Beam with Betsy Sodaro

What do NASA, the UN, holograms, the Antichrist, Rapture, and a Canadian have in common? They're all part of one of the most delightfully bonkers conspiracy theories ever made. This week we're talking about Project Blue Beam with the delightful and unbelievably funny Betsy Sodaro! She's got some extremely strong opinions about how the government is planning to shoot holograms at the sky that look like gods that turn into the Antichrist? Also turns out this is the one Alexis has been waiting for all along!

67 MIN3 w ago
Comments
Project Blue Beam with Betsy Sodaro

No New Ep This Week

This week has been real emotional for a lot of people, and it didn't seem like the right time to put out a regular silly episode. So we're not! This episode is just a little mini hello from Katelyn, and a statement on where Katelyn/this podcast stands on the issues. Thanks for your understanding, and we'll be back with a new episode when it feels right.

2 MINJUN 4
Comments
No New Ep This Week

The Donner Party Wasn't That Hungry with Lauren Passell

Have you heard about the Donner Party? The intrepid pioneers who took a terrible shortcut in the 1860's and ended up snowed under in the Sierra Nevadas and then they ate each other? Well FORGET what you know, because it's all wrong! This week we have the pioneering professional podcast fan Lauren Passell here to 'splain all about what really happened to the Donner Party. This ep has it all - history, true crime, extreme gross-out humor, very polite arguing, book club recommendations, everything!

48 MINMAY 29
Comments
The Donner Party Wasn't That Hungry with Lauren Passell

Astrology is Real with Cam and KarenLee Poter

Prepare yourself and gird your loins, this is probably the most fun mother-son conspiracy theory episode ever made. KarenLee and Cam from the show Sex Talk With My Mom stopped by the Lizard Lair (virtually) to explain how astrology is 100% real and works, and also why it's being suppressed. It's complicated, but it involves dating apps, the federal government, Xi Jinping, Big Pharma, Big Farm, and a bunch of other guys. This episode had BIG laughs and also BIG tech issues, thanks for bearing with us!

72 MINMAY 22
Comments
Astrology is Real with Cam and KarenLee Poter

The CIA Created The Crack Epidemic with Cody Ziglar

We're finally covering one of the core American conspiracy theories, and oh boy is it complicated! Some folks think that back in the 80's and 90's, the CIA took a quick pause from overthrowing democratically elected governments all over the world to pick up drug dealing. Specifically, selling crack cocaine in poor black communities in the US. Not very cool! This week fan fave and brilliant guy Zig is back, and he's going to try to explain to us all what exactly went on.

62 MINMAY 15
Comments
The CIA Created The Crack Epidemic with Cody Ziglar

Robert Downey Jr Is A Gossip Column Hero with Eliza Skinner

Hollywood's full of gross creeps, but it's also full of principled people trying to stop the creeps. And according to unbelievably funny comedian and writer Eliza Skinner, one of those heroes just might be Robert Downey Junior. Eliza thinks RDJ might be responsible for the downfall of nasty man Dan Schneider. And she thinks he may have accomplished it by posting anonymous blind items on a celebrity gossip blog. This homegrown conspiracy theory is VERY fun and VERY insider-y, we think you're gonna like it.

61 MINMAY 8
Comments
Robert Downey Jr Is A Gossip Column Hero with Eliza Skinner

New York Is An Actor with Jesse and Julian

Jesse and Julian are back! And they are outraged! The guys thing that reality tv star Tiffany Pollard (aka New York, aka the girl who loved to throw hands on Flavor of Love) is a phony. And what's more, they think her 'mom' Sister Patterson might be a dang actor too. Will they prove that the two women are just wannabe actresses who found a niche yelling on tv and have made it their entire life? Do they even believe it? Are we all gonna kiss??? Listen and find out.

62 MINAPR 25
Comments
New York Is An Actor with Jesse and Julian

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